Online Dating Throughout the Years
Age 4: Joey, we’ve been over this several times: Daddy’s not going to be able to find you a new Mommy if you keep changing his match.com interests to “poop.” Age 15: Are people seriously not allowed to...
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God Vs. Google: A Chart
People love comparing Google to God. “Is Google like God?” is an inane question, of course, a rhetorical device for Christian devotional writers and New York Times columnists. But we thought we’d break...
View ArticleIt’s Getting Harder to Leave Auto-Response E-mails
1997 Hi Joe, Just wondering when you wanted to try and get together again. I sure had fun the last time we hung out! “Looks like he ordered the meatloaf too” haha. Anyway, hit me up when you get a...
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Grandpa’s Guide to the Computer
Old people love technology! They are just super crazy about it and understand it really well! Words by Eddie Small, pictures by Monica Ekabutr.
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Craigslist for Five-Year-Olds
The kindergarten economy has really evolved since we were there. It’s a hell of a lot harder to trade up from a bunch of grapes to a Lunchable without a good credit rating. And of course everything is...
View ArticleThe Beatles Pick a Twitter Handle
George Martin: Alright, mates, first of all let me just say how happy I am that we not only managed to convince the four of you to reunite but were also able to bring both John and George back from the...
View ArticleThe Twitter Feed of the Vietnam War Protests
OccupyNationalMall Ok everyone, we’re gonna meet on the National Mall at noon tomorrow. See you there! FUCK THE DRAFT! #OccupyNatMall Hey @bobdylan, u want to meet us on the Mall? You could really help...
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If Your Favorite Websites Were Musicians
Google: Modest Mouse You started out with the same humble origins as everyone else, but then right around 2004, something changed: you hit the big time. And don’t get me wrong, everyone is really happy...
View ArticleI Think the Credit Card Rewards Guy Is Having Some Issues
Dear Valued Customer, It’s time to activate your new 5% cash back categories! Earn 5% cash back on up to $2,000 spent on flights and hotel rooms from November 1 through December 31, 2011. Why not...
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